For When You’re Serving Shade and Zero F*cks.
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Flexible returns and refunds within 30 days of purchase
Unapologetic. Unbothered. Unholy vibes, denied.
This Savage Cotton® "Not Today Satan" T-shirt is made for the bold and the blessed. Crafted from premium heavyweight cotton with a lived-in feel, it’s built for maximum comfort and maximum attitude. Featuring a striking front print that says what you're thinking (so you don’t have to), it’s your new go-to armor against energy vampires, bad karma, and basic negativity. Perfect for rebels, witches, mood defenders & everyday icons
High-quality print – won’t crack under pressure (like you)
🌟 Why You'll Love It:
Ultra-Soft Feel – Made with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, buttery-soft texture you’ll want to live in.
Light & Breathable – Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/y²) keeps you cool and comfy all day.
Moves With You – The relaxed fit gives you room to breathe without feeling boxy.
Stays True to Size – Pre-shrunk fabric means no nasty surprises after washing.
Flattering Finish – Side-seamed construction adds shape and structure for a better fit.
Classic Style – Timeless crew neck design that works with every outfit.
Quality That Lasts – Durable stitching and premium materials made to stand up to everyday wear.
Responsibly Made – Sourced from ethical factories in Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, Warwick, UK or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |
Soft but Strong
Soft, quality fabrics that feel amazing — and slogans that speak your truth. You'll want to live in these.
Designed by and for the LGBTQIA+ community. Wear what represents you — proudly and loudly.
Inclusive by Design
Our fits, slogans and vibes are made for every body and every identity. No labels, just self-expression.