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Some shirts start conversations. This one starts rumours.
The Sorry About Your Daughter tee brings unapologetic confidence with a vintage tattoo-inspired design featuring classic swallows, roses, playing cards, and a skull framed by bold banner lettering. Equal parts cheeky and charming, it's made for the masc lesbians, heartbreakers, and harmless troublemakers who know exactly what they're doing.
Printed on a premium oversized tee in a soft muted olive tone, this design combines old-school tattoo aesthetics with modern queer humour for a look that turns heads wherever you go.
Details
Oversized unisex fit
Premium heavyweight cotton feel
Vintage tattoo-inspired back graphic
Matching front chest print
Soft garment-dyed finish
Designed for everyday wear and maximum flirting potential
Perfect for:
Pride festivals
Queer nights out
Coffee runs that somehow become dates
Being the person parents warned their daughter about
Warning: May cause prolonged eye contact, unexpected compliments, and awkward conversations with future in-laws.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ, UK or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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