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Sorry About Your Daughter Heavyweight Tee

Sorry About Your Daughter Heavyweight Tee

Sorry, ma'am.

  • Free shipping when you buy two tees, sweatshirts or hoodies - You can mix and match.
£30.00 GBP

A little sizing note: Our clothing uses gender-neutral/unisex sizing. Prefer a snugger fit? Size down. Prefer a regular fit? Choose your usual size.

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We ship to EU, UK and US

Free returns and refunds within 30 days of purchase

Some shirts start conversations. This one starts rumours.

The Sorry About Your Daughter tee brings unapologetic confidence with a vintage tattoo-inspired design featuring classic swallows, roses, playing cards, and a skull framed by bold banner lettering. Equal parts cheeky and charming, it's made for the masc lesbians, heartbreakers, and harmless troublemakers who know exactly what they're doing.

Printed on a premium oversized tee in a soft muted olive tone, this design combines old-school tattoo aesthetics with modern queer humour for a look that turns heads wherever you go.

Details

  • Oversized unisex fit

  • Premium heavyweight cotton feel

  • Vintage tattoo-inspired back graphic

  • Matching front chest print

  • Soft garment-dyed finish

  • Designed for everyday wear and maximum flirting potential

Perfect for:

  • Pride festivals

  • Queer nights out

  • Coffee runs that somehow become dates

  • Being the person parents warned their daughter about

Warning: May cause prolonged eye contact, unexpected compliments, and awkward conversations with future in-laws.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ, UK or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
4XL 75.6 85 62.6

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