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Sarcasm Love Language Tee
Affection, but make it sarcastic.
- Free returns and refunds within 30 days of purchase.
- Free shipping when you buy two tees, sweatshirts or hoodies - You can mix and match.
£24.00 GBP
A little sizing note: Our clothing uses gender-neutral/unisex sizing. Prefer a snugger fit? Size down. Prefer a regular fit? Choose your usual size.
We ship to EU, UK and US
Acts of service? Cute.
Words of affirmation? Sure.
But sarcasm? That’s devotion.
The Sarcasm Is My Love Language tee is for the dry-humoured, emotionally fluent, slightly unhinged romantics who flirt via banter and care deeply—just with a straight face. It’s perfect for first dates, group chats that get too honest, and letting people know that if you’re teasing them… you’re already invested.
Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly cool, this tee does the talking so you don’t have to (because honestly, you’ve already said enough).
Tee details:
- 100% cotton
- Unisex / genderless fit
- Regular fit
- Soft, comfortable feel
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction for everyday wear
Made for queer people who like their clothes with a little attitude.
Wear what you stand for.
Size guide
| Size | UK Size | EU Size | US Size |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 8–10 | 36–38 | 4–6 |
| M | 10–12 | 38–40 | 6–8 |
| L | 12–14 | 40–42 | 8–10 |
| XL | 16–18 | 44–46 | 12–14 |
| 2XL | 18–20 | 46–48 | 14–16 |
| 3XL | 20–22 | 48–50 | 16–18 |
| 4XL | 22–24 | 50–52 | 18–20 |
| 5XL | 24–26 | 52–54 | 20–22 |
Every Savage Cotton tee is made to order, so we only make what’s actually bought. Less excess stock, less waste, more tees going to people who genuinely want to wear them.
And when yours is ready to leave us, it’s hand-packed with love — because your order deserves to feel like it came from a person, not a warehouse.
Made for you. Not for landfill. 🖤
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our us at hello@savage-cotton.com You can also write to us at Avenida de España, 32, esc. 1, 5A, Fuenlabrada, Madrid (28945), Spain.
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