Affection, but make it sarcastic.
We ship to EU, UK and US
Acts of service? Cute.
Words of affirmation? Sure.
But sarcasm? That’s devotion.
The Sarcasm Is My Love Language tee is for the dry-humoured, emotionally fluent, slightly unhinged romantics who flirt via banter and care deeply—just with a straight face. It’s perfect for first dates, group chats that get too honest, and letting people know that if you’re teasing them… you’re already invested.
Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly cool, this tee does the talking so you don’t have to (because honestly, you’ve already said enough).
Why you’ll love it 😏
• Comfortable, everyday fabric that wears like your favourite comeback
• Classic unisex fit—easy, relaxed, no effort required
• Durable print built to survive eye rolls and side comments
• Pairs well with confidence, eyeliner, and emotional availability (selective)
• Ideal for sarcastic sapphics, soft mascs, and anyone fluent in irony
Wear it as a warning. Or an invitation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ, Warwick or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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