Thank you but no, thank you.
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Some conversations really don't need to happen more than once.
The No, Jason Tee is for every lesbian who's been told she just hasn't met the right man yet. Equal parts funny, unapologetic, and painfully relatable, this design delivers the answer before the question even finishes.
Featuring a bold vintage-inspired typography design with celestial accents, this tee is perfect for queer women who are tired of explaining themselves and would rather let their outfit do the talking.
Whether you're heading to Pride, meeting friends, grabbing coffee, or simply existing as your authentic self, this shirt makes one thing crystal clear:
No, Jason. The answer is still women.
✨ Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
✨ Bold statement design that sparks conversations
✨ Vintage-inspired typography with celestial details
✨ Perfect for Pride, queer events, casual outfits, and gifting
✨ Designed for lesbians, sapphics, and women who are done explaining themselves
✨ Easy to style with jeans, shorts, flannels, denim jackets, or Doc Martens
✨ A humorous way to celebrate queer identity and confidence
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Soft but Strong
Soft, quality fabrics that feel amazing — and slogans that speak your truth. You'll want to live in these.
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Our fits, slogans and vibes are made for every body and every identity. No labels, just self-expression.