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May You Have The Confidence Tee
Built to last. Designed to speak.
- Free returns and refunds within 30 days of purchase.
- Free shipping when you buy two tees, sweatshirts or hoodies - You can mix and match.
£24.00 GBP
We ship to EU, UK and US
May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Tee
A blessing. A warning. A cultural observation we all felt in our bones.
This tee says what everyone’s thinking — out loud, on your chest, with zero apology. It’s for anyone who’s ever overthought an email while watching a man fail upwards with unearned confidence and vibes alone.
Wear it as armour. Wear it as satire. Wear it because reclaiming confidence shouldn’t require audacity and mediocrity as prerequisites.
Soft, bold, and built for main-character energy — even on your “doing the bare minimum” days.
✨ Unapologetic
✨ Emotionally aware
✨ Slightly feral, deeply iconic
Put it on. Take up space. Speak with your chest.
Tee details:
- 100% cotton
- Unisex / genderless fit
- Regular fit
- Soft, comfortable feel
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction for everyday wear
Made for queer people who like their clothes with a little attitude.
Wear what you stand for.
Size guide
| Size | UK Size | EU Size | US Size |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 8–10 | 36–38 | 4–6 |
| M | 10–12 | 38–40 | 6–8 |
| L | 12–14 | 40–42 | 8–10 |
| XL | 16–18 | 44–46 | 12–14 |
| 2XL | 18–20 | 46–48 | 14–16 |
| 3XL | 20–22 | 48–50 | 16–18 |
| 4XL | 22–24 | 50–52 | 18–20 |
| 5XL | 24–26 | 52–54 | 20–22 |
Every Savage Cotton tee is made to order, so we only make what’s actually bought. Less excess stock, less waste, more tees going to people who genuinely want to wear them.
And when yours is ready to leave us, it’s hand-packed with love — because your order deserves to feel like it came from a person, not a warehouse.
Made for you. Not for landfill. 🖤
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our us at hello@savage-cotton.com You can also write to us at Avenida de España, 32, esc. 1, 5A, Fuenlabrada, Madrid (28945), Spain.
APPARENTLY, WE’RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.
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