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May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Tee
A blessing. A warning. A cultural observation we all felt in our bones.
This tee says what everyone’s thinking — out loud, on your chest, with zero apology. It’s for anyone who’s ever overthought an email while watching a man fail upwards with unearned confidence and vibes alone.
Wear it as armour. Wear it as satire. Wear it because reclaiming confidence shouldn’t require audacity and mediocrity as prerequisites.
Soft, bold, and built for main-character energy — even on your “doing the bare minimum” days.
✨ Unapologetic
✨ Emotionally aware
✨ Slightly feral, deeply iconic
Put it on. Take up space. Speak with your chest.
Why you'll love this tee:
Feels soft as hell on your skin – no stiff, scratchy nonsense
Built to survive real life (washing machines, nights out, emotional support tees)
Breathable, lightweight comfort you can wear all day without feeling trapped
Smooth fabric that lets the design do the talking – bold prints, clean finish
No side seams, no awkward fit – just easy, flattering wear
Neck and shoulders that don’t give up on you after three washes
Double-stitched because we don’t do flimsy
Quality-sourced blanks from trusted suppliers worldwide – consistent, reliable, no surprises
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ, Warwick or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Soft but Strong
Soft, quality fabrics that feel amazing — and slogans that speak your truth. You'll want to live in these.
Designed by and for the LGBTQIA+ community. Wear what represents you — proudly and loudly.
Inclusive by Design
Our fits, slogans and vibes are made for every body and every identity. No labels, just self-expression.