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Five A Day Tee

Five A Day Tee

  • Free shipping when you buy two tees, sweatshirts or hoodies - You can mix and match.
£24.00 GBP
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Who needs dating advice when you've already found your favourite fruit?

The Five a Day Keep Straight Men Away tee is for the sapphics, lesbians, queer women, and fruit enthusiasts who prefer their humour bold, their style unapologetic, and their wardrobes a little bit fruity. Featuring a fine-line strawberry-inspired graphic and vintage-style typography, this design delivers just the right amount of cheeky queer energy.

Made for everyday wear, Pride events, coffee runs, gay bars, bookshops, and explaining absolutely nothing to anyone.

🍓 Soft, comfortable unisex fit
🍓 Bold queer humour with a minimalist aesthetic
🍓 Premium-quality print designed to last
🍓 Perfect for lesbians, sapphics, bi women, and LGBTQ+ allies
🍓 Designed by Savage Cotton

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Get your five a day.

Tee details:

  • 100% cotton
  • Unisex / genderless fit
  • Regular fit
  • Soft, comfortable feel
  • Classic crew neckline
  • Durable construction for everyday wear

Made for queer people who like their clothes with a little attitude.

Wear what you stand for.

Size guide

Size UK Size EU Size US Size
S 8–10 36–38 4–6
M 10–12 38–40 6–8
L 12–14 40–42 8–10
XL 16–18 44–46 12–14
2XL 18–20 46–48 14–16
3XL 20–22 48–50 16–18
4XL 22–24 50–52 18–20
5XL 24–26 52–54 20–22

Every Savage Cotton tee is made to order, so we only make what’s actually bought. Less excess stock, less waste, more tees going to people who genuinely want to wear them.

And when yours is ready to leave us, it’s hand-packed with love — because your order deserves to feel like it came from a person, not a warehouse.

Made for you. Not for landfill. 🖤

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our us at hello@savage-cotton.com You can also write to us at Avenida de España, 32, esc. 1, 5A, Fuenlabrada, Madrid (28945), Spain.

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