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Five A Day Tee

Five A Day Tee

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£24.00 GBP
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Who needs dating advice when you've already found your favourite fruit?

The Five a Day Keep Straight Men Away tee is for the sapphics, lesbians, queer women, and fruit enthusiasts who prefer their humour bold, their style unapologetic, and their wardrobes a little bit fruity. Featuring a fine-line strawberry-inspired graphic and vintage-style typography, this design delivers just the right amount of cheeky queer energy.

Made for everyday wear, Pride events, coffee runs, gay bars, bookshops, and explaining absolutely nothing to anyone.

🍓 Soft, comfortable unisex fit
🍓 Bold queer humour with a minimalist aesthetic
🍓 Premium-quality print designed to last
🍓 Perfect for lesbians, sapphics, bi women, and LGBTQ+ allies
🍓 Designed by Savage Cotton

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Get your five a day.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

Soft but Strong

Soft, quality fabrics that feel amazing — and slogans that speak your truth. You'll want to live in these.

Queer owned and loved

Designed by and for the LGBTQIA+ community. Wear what represents you — proudly and loudly.

Inclusive by Design

Our fits, slogans and vibes are made for every body and every identity. No labels, just self-expression.

What Our Customers Say

Finally! queer tees that don’t look like they were made by straight people.
Tasha (she/they), London
Verified Customer
Wore this to Pride and got 3 compliments and 2 numbers. 10/10
Imani (she/her), Manchester
Verified Customer
This shirt makes me feel like the main character in a queer coming-of-age film, but with better fashion
Cleo (she/they), Leeds
Verified Customer
Got one for me and one for my girlfriend. Now we’re both hot and intimidating. Love that for us
Sofi (she/her), Nottingham
Verified Customer
Literally the only shirt I’ve ever worn where strangers have asked where it’s from.
Skye (they/them), Bristol
Verified Customer

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