Can't Think Straight Tee (Unisex)
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Can’t even think straight? Good. That means you’re owning your queer AF self without a single damn care. This I Can’t Even Think Straight tee is made from buttery soft cotton that’s just as comfortable as it is fierce. Rock this shirt and watch the world try to keep up with your unapologetic lesbian vibes — loud, proud, and absolutely unbothered.
Tee details:
- 100% cotton
- Unisex / genderless fit
- Regular fit
- Soft, comfortable feel
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction for everyday wear
Made for queer people who like their clothes with a little attitude.
Wear what you stand for.
Size guide
| Size | UK Size | EU Size | US Size |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 8–10 | 36–38 | 4–6 |
| M | 10–12 | 38–40 | 6–8 |
| L | 12–14 | 40–42 | 8–10 |
| XL | 16–18 | 44–46 | 12–14 |
| 2XL | 18–20 | 46–48 | 14–16 |
| 3XL | 20–22 | 48–50 | 16–18 |
| 4XL | 22–24 | 50–52 | 18–20 |
| 5XL | 24–26 | 52–54 | 20–22 |
Every Savage Cotton tee is made to order, so we only make what’s actually bought. Less excess stock, less waste, more tees going to people who genuinely want to wear them.
And when yours is ready to leave us, it’s hand-packed with love — because your order deserves to feel like it came from a person, not a warehouse.
Made for you. Not for landfill. 🖤
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our us at hello@savage-cotton.com You can also write to us at Avenida de España, 32, esc. 1, 5A, Fuenlabrada, Madrid (28945), Spain.
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