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Close-up of B*tch, Please graphic t-shirt styled casually, expressive slogan fashion

B*tch, Please Tee

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Say it so you don’t have to.
The B*tch, Please tee is for boundary-setters, eye-rollers, and anyone allergic to nonsense. It’s unapologetic, effortless, and designed to do the talking while you stay unbothered.

Made from soft, durable cotton, this t-shirt is built for everyday wear — comfortable enough to live in, strong enough to hold its shape, and bold enough to make a statement. Throw it on with jeans, layer it under a jacket, or wear it oversized for extra attitude.

Why you’ll love it:

Soft, breathable fabric that feels good all day

Durable construction that holds up wash after wash

Classic fit that works styled up or down

Strong seams and reinforced neck for long-lasting wear

Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect year-round

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Savage Cotton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 45 Birch Meadow Close, CV34 4TZ, Warwick or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

Soft but Strong

Soft, quality fabrics that feel amazing — and slogans that speak your truth. You'll want to live in these.

Queer owned and loved

Designed by and for the LGBTQIA+ community. Wear what represents you — proudly and loudly.

Inclusive by Design

Our fits, slogans and vibes are made for every body and every identity. No labels, just self-expression.

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